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One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; but there were problems …… everywhere.
Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs. [...]

The Phrase Fathers Fear Most on Christmas Day »

There are three words often heard at this time of year that strike fear into the hearts of fathers everywhere. Those three words can crush the spirit of even the most capable Dad. Those words: “Some assembly required.”
My children have now grown beyond the stage where every blasted Christmas gift they receive needs to be [...]

A Funny Christmas Story from Years Past »

In 1996, the hot toy was, “Tickle Me Elmo.” Why, I don’t know. I’ve never understood the popularity of Elmo on Sesame Street, and really, what can you do with it after you’ve made it laugh 10 or 12 times?
Anyway, on Christmas Eve of that year Mom sent my brother, Jason, and me out to [...]

How I Learned the 2nd Noble Truth »

The Buddha’s Second Noble Truth pins the responsibility for our suffering squarely on our own shoulders: “Our suffering is caused by our cravings.” – The Buddha.
We all have desires, and that’s perfectly natural and healthy. But there are certain desires we cling to with a white-knuckle grip. These are the ones we just won’t let [...]